Interview with… {Take 3}
Never one to be left out of the action, Master seven was more than happy to “answer my questions… whatEVER they were”… 
So without further ado… I give you my third born! *Well not literally… you’d give him back. Quickly!*
If you were a movie character, which one would it be?
Master seven: Yeah, HAS to be Harry Potter. *grin*
*Of course he would… right? RIGHT? 
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Why are manhole covers round?
Master seven: I don’t know. Coz they won’t fit on the holes if they’re square?
*Logic! The lad has it… so glad at least one of my offspring found some in the gene pool!*
What is your favorite drink?
Master seven: Juice and hot chocolate!
*Finished off with a cheeky, satisfied grin.*
What is your favorite movie song?
Master seven: The first song in the Lorax!
*Not even a micro second of hesitation with these answers… oh, good choice there too son! 
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If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
Master seven: Flying like Captain Underpants.
*Well there you go… I didn’t realise he could fly – perhaps I should read these books at some stage before the youngest graduates high school? 
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If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
Master seven: Umm now THAT’S a lot. A Golden Castle… I mean a golden house.
*Cleaning lad! Think of the cleaning! No, that’s right, mum would be expected to sort that I guess… 
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How would you describe yourself in three words?
Master seven: Naughty! Nah I’m joking! Happy, excellent and excited. Wait… and always good, to make me feel better.
*Huge grin, lots of shrieks of laughter and falling backwards onto the floor ensued. I do wonder whom he takes after… *
What do you like about camping?
Master seven: That I like riding on *big brother’s* scooter.
*Oh, I forgot THAT bit… let’s hope big brother doesn’t read THIS post okay? *whistles**
What is your favourite food?
Master seven: Double cream oreos. I’ve had them at Dad’s! Is he in trouble now?
*Yes, lots. 
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What is your favourite game?
Master seven: Questions. Has heaps of questions. Ask any question.
*No wait, normally it’s HIM asking the questions… this could be challenging! Oh dear… 
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I wonder if anyone else has interviewed their children for #IBOT today? Perhaps only I’m crazy enough to! 
Interview with… {Take 2}
Just in case you’ve been eagerly awaiting installment two, here is today’s interview subject, Miss 11!
She met this challenge with a wrinkled nose and a toss of her red hair. Just as she does with life. Yay!
*Please note, no children were harmed in the interviewing process… I promise!
If you were a movie character, which one would it be?
Miss 11: This is kinda weird. Wait! Everyone’s been asking me this at school! Fin off Adventure Time.
*Hmm we obviously don’t watch enough movies or televison!*
Why are manhole covers round?
Miss 11: Because they had pipes through them?
*A certain amount of logic there… I guess… *
What is your favorite drink?
Miss 11: Sunkist
*The things you learn… when you don’t feed your children this stuff! *
What is your favorite movie song?
Miss 11: Adventure Time theme song.
*Told you… no sense of television, movie or… or whatever here! Oh well. *
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
Miss 11: How many? Shape-shifting, Transportation. Is that even a power? Evaporate! No wait, sorry! Apparate!
*I only wish I could have videoed this as she jumped up, raced to the bookshelf, searched for the Harry Potter books and flipped through one… for reals!*
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
Miss 11: I’d buy a mansion, I’d buy a Ferrari, I’d buy servants… butlers and maids and stuff and I would buy a theatre room.
*Excellent… she wants to bring slavery back? Gosh, I hope not! *
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Miss 11: I’m a girl.
*Succinct!*
What do you like about camping?
Miss 11: Is this for my Camp Quality? I like marshmallows on the fire, I like camping out in a tent and bananas and chocolate!
*Tomboy *cough cough*
What is your favourite food?
Miss 11: Chocolate
*Yes, another one! Still teaching them right! 
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What is your favourite game?
Miss 11: Errrrrrrr umm UMMMM Scribblenauts!
*Why, thank you for that!*
Another crazy Mayhem post for Jess and #IBOT!
Interview with…
A little fun, I thought I’d interview the children aka the Mayhem mob. So here are the results, one at a time!
Starting with the vampire oops, I mean Miss 16! Well who can blame us for getting confused?
Let’s set the scene; no, actually – let’s just get to it!
Me: If you were a movie character, which one would it be?
Miss 16: I have no idea! um, what was her name? Penelope or something? You know, from Wreck-it Ralph. She was a cool character.
I ran out of tea.
*I think the younger children’s viewing habits have had a strong effect on her…*
Me: Why are manhole covers round?
Miss 16: Because, you know, people are kinda roundish, you know. It would be kinda fun to stick people through like a love heart or a triangle or something though…
*scratches head – Alrighty then!*
Me: What is your favorite drink?
Miss 16: Tea. Any kind of tea. Ginger tea at the moment though.
*Guess we know why we go through so much of it at the moment then! *
Me: What is your favorite movie song?
Miss 16: Oh what? I don’t know Mum, there’s so many movies, so many songs… too hard to choose.
*Ah, of course!*
Me: If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
Miss 16: I have no idea. No idea whatsoever.
Ain’t nobody got time for dat!
*Really? Darn, I have!*
Me: If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
Miss 16: Well, I’d buy a lot of chocolate.
Oh, and I’d save some.
And I’d get one of those storage shed things and fill it with chocolate. I’m not going to spend like $20 million on chocolate, I’m not that stupid!
*Soooo glad she cleared that up!*
Me: How would you describe yourself in three words?
Miss 16: No, can’t do it. Wait… I got this! Three words!
*Hmm I think that speaks volumes… don’t you?*
Me: What do you like about camping?
Miss 16: Camping. Well, ahhh, don’t know. I guess it’s kinda good to get away from everything.
*She didn’t say she’d prefer to get away from us though… so WINNING!*
Me: What is your favourite food?
Miss 16: Chocolate.
*Um, that’s not a food group! Obviously we’ve taught her well!*
Me: What is your favourite game?
Miss 16: What kind of game? Nup nothing.
(pause)
I’m kinda addicted to Jetpack Joyride at the moment.
*Is that an app? I have no idea!*
Sharing with Jess for #IBOT!
